The Lineup

heights
  • Very dodgy character - keep a barge pole handy...

  • Mike AKA Akers: AWOL in breach of ASBO - keep your eyes peeled...

  • Run! Avoid at all costs! Run like you've got wind...

  • Last seen looking bemused - thinks he's called Samantha

  • Approach with caution - may burst into song if cornered...

  • Tagged and ASBO'd for running a benign dictatorship. Looks can be deceptive...

    Co-Director
  • May try to 'slip you a custard' if questioned - approach with caution...

  • Don't be fooled by his charming 'Buster Keaton look-a-likey' type demeanour...

  • Lethal with a wooden spoon or whisk - do not leave alone in the kitchen...

  • Wanted for questioning: If spotted in the wild, he likes biscuits (and he may bark)...

  • Best avoided. May break wind and attempt to blame his Tuba...

  • Urgently wanted for questioning about the 'Monie Shot'. Don't touch his hooter...

  • Comic vigilante and prize turnip - not to be encouraged under any circumstances...

    Co-Director - Workshop Leader & Facilitator